Tuesday, May 13, 2008

short urban street e-fiction
written by corn dog

corn dog walked by the church where i worked the other day and noticed the ecclectic collection of junk, plants and dirt in and on my car....which inspired a short urban street e-fiction piece that i just had to share. corn dog is a great writer - ready for publication in the new yorker - check out other stuff at www.rubbercorndog.blogspot.com


Monte was a man, small in stature, but not heart or spirit. He knew what the country needed. He loaded bush into the back of his station wagon, drove to the abyss, and threw him in. Polly Pockets rained down on America after that, and God forgave Monte because bush survived well in the abyss, bottom feeding as he had in the White House. Dimond Gospel according to LaTina Chapter 1 Verse 1

2 comments:

Corn Dog said...

I'm still laughing. At the bush in the back of your station wagon, not particularly at my writing.

Monte said...

funny. i think of that picture of my car each time that i see that bush. maybe i added too much condelezza rice and cheney manure to the soil when i transplanted this thing..... well a bush in the ground is better than 2 in your hand